tell your sister to shave her snatch
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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