Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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