Nicole vs. Life
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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