Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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