I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
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I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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