C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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