my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
No subtext here. People are naked.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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