yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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