PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
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The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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