what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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