I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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