So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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