Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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