Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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