ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize