dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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