I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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