k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
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I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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