Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
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It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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