I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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