What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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