can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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