You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I wish you could order shots online.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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