Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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