oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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