super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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