I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
ok first of all what the fuck
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