member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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