he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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