Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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