i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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