She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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