You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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