Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Dear god my vagina.
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