why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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