and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
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We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
The cops high fived after they tackled you
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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