i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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