the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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