I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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