Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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