I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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