People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We're too hungover to prance.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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