She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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