Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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