he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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