I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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