I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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