Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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