Having a random hookup so left but love u
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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