Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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